EURGH

Headline spotted on the train this morning:
“Hairy Cornflake Faces Porridge”

Oh har har har, another hilaaaarious sexual abuse story. Yeah, ’cause Savile was aaaages ago now, so we’ve all manned up and can laugh at these things, right?

Sort it out, Metro. I would say you’re better than that, but I’ve seen Andrei Harmsworth’s “column”.*

* The double quotes reflect his questionable journalistic integrity and are not a cock joke, you muckminded troglodytes.

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